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Stoled from kellifer_fic 

You pick 12 characters you like, then insert their names into the questions under the cut.

1. Jack O'Neill (SG-1)
2. Daniel Jackson (SG-1)
3. MacGyver (MacGyver)
4. John Crighton (Farscape)
5. John Sheppard (SGA)
6. Elizabeth Weir (SGA)
7. Vala Mal Doran (SG-1)
8. Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS)
9. Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)
10. Ziva David (NCIS)
11. Fox Mulder (The X Files)
12. Dana Scully (The X Files)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Elizabeth Weir/Fox Mulder) fic? Do you want to?

ROFL, no, but can't say I would mind it.
 

2. Do you think Four (John Crighton) is hot? How hot?

He has his hot moments, but not when he has that really toothy smile or looks pissed.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Dana Scully) got Eight (Jethro Gibbs) pregnant?

LOL! Dana would try to figure out how it happened and explain it with science. Gibbs would bitch the whole time, but in secret be totally thrilled.

 
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Tony Dinozzo)?

Stardust by Kikkimax is my absolute favourite.

 
5. Would Two (Daniel Jackson) and Six (Elizabeth Weir) make a good couple?

You know, I think they actually would. They've always gotten on like a house on fire, and she's a tad more grounded than he is. I think it'd work.

6. Five/Nine (John Sheppard/Tony Dinozzo) or Five/Ten (John Sheppard/Ziva David)? Why?

Ooh, tough choice. But I think Shep/Dinozzo would win because they're both Kirks and share a love of movie trivia and sports.

 
7. What would happen if Seven (Vala Mal Doran) walked in on Two (Daniel Jackson) and Twelve (Dana Scully) having sex?

She might be a little miffed to start with seeing as she wasn't invited to join the party, then dive in headfirst and teach them both about extraterrestrial encounters.

 
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (MacGyver/Ziva David) fic.

LMAO!!! That pairing pretty much writes itself!

Let’s see…When a mysterious man with a mullet is the only survivor of a bomb explosion, Ziva must undercover the secrets he is hiding, along with the ones in her heart…ROFL, I’m terrible at these!

 
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Jack O’Neill/Jethro Gibbs) fluff?

No, and I’m not sure it would even be possible. LOL!

 
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Vala Mal Doran/Dana Scully) hurt/comfort fic.

“She Took Me Among The Stars” …maybe I’m getting a little ahead of myself there :P

 
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (John Crighton) to deflower One (Jack O’Neill)?

4 beers, a pinch of AU and a dash of ‘aliens made them do it’.

 
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Vala Mal Doran) slash?

Well I’m on my friends list, and I do, so does that count?

 
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (MacGyver) het?

I have no idea.

 
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eight (Jethro Gibbs)?

Not that I’m aware of, but someone should, he’s verily purdy…

 
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Daniel Jackson/John Crighton/John Sheppard)?

Teehee! Probably not, but I’d try to make them with cookies! :D

 
16. What might Ten (Ziva David) scream at a moment of great passion?

Probably something like “Oh god” followed by some biting remark directed toward Tony. (I can’t remember what she actually said when it happened on the show *blushes*)

 
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Jethro Gibbs), which song would you choose?

“We’ve Got Tonight” by Bob Segar.

 
18. If you wrote an One/Six/Twelve (Jack O’Neill/Elizabeth Weir/Dana Scully) fic, what would the warnings be?

Warning: Readers may be subject to extreme levels of hotness, please secure chocolate and a stack of towels in your immediate vicinity for easy access. Pregnant women, the elderly and anyone with a heart condition may want to nibble lightly on fic as fic may cause heartburn and/or spontaneous bouts of hornyitis.

 
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Daniel Jackson) to use on Ten (Ziva David)?

You know, Daniel may be the only person in the world able to pull that off without being mortally wounded in some way. Points for innocent looks, blue eyes and a passing resemblance to Dinozzo…oh yeah, the line…

“Hey baby, wanna dust off my artifact…?” That’s all I got, sorry, LOL!

 
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (John Sheppard)?

This morning.

 
21. What is Six's (Elizabeth Weir) super-sekrit kink?

She’s a dominatrix.

 
22. Would Eleven (Fox Mulder) shag Nine (Tony Dinozzo)? Drunk or sober?

He might, Fox is kinky, and probably drunk.

 
23. If Three (MacGyver) and Seven (Vala Mal Doran) get together, who tops?

ROFL! Definitely Vala. MacGyver likes being whipped.

 
24. "One (Jack O’Neill) and Nine (Tony Dinozzo) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Tony Dinozzo) suddenly runs off with Four (John Crighton). One (Jack O’Neill), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Fox Mulder) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Dana Scully), then follows the wise advice of Five (John Sheppard) and finds true love with Three.(MacGyver)"

ROFLMFAO!!! While I couldn’t really see Jack with Tony, or Tony with Crighton for that matter, I could see Jack tarting it around D.C. adding Fox and Dana to his list of sexcapades. He probably even got Fox pregnant, but Shep telling him to hook up with Mac? That is either really disturbing or unbelievably hot. I haven’t decided yet…

 
25. What title would you give this fic?

“Delectable Jack does D.C. and the case of the twincest sexcapades”

 
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Vala Mal Doran/Jethro Gibbs) was canon?

Not too happy, because Gibbs wouldn’t be his usual crabby self if he was getting some every night.