Jeff and Godfrey attend a fancy pants party to practice their massive aggression in the face of boring old classism, and too many fucking spoons. Meanwhile, the crown prince Azi and his viceroy concoct a daring scheme to recover their riches from a pyramid... Jeff regales the crowd with tales of his culinary exploits, and musical prowess before dinner shows him the fickleness of the finer world, and he escapes the overt alliteration of the affluent. Godfrey restores his man's honour by besmirching everyone else's, and thus Ed and Stede head back to their ship to have a moment in the moonlight, with eyes, and silk before they... walk away... wait... who is going to take Ed's hair down for him!?!? Stede??? This is your fancy man mess!


1x05 The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well